A/N - I finally managed a challenge story. Been a whileThe crisp, orange tinted Halloween evening gave Sheriff Lom Trevors a slight chill as he headed into his barn to settle the horses for the night. Leaves swirled in the minimal breeze that tickled the ground as a sudden, ear-splitting yell pierced the quiet sending his few roosting chickens into a frenzy. The lawman stomped out of the barn, stopping momentarily at the doors. “HANNIBAL HEYES! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!”
Heyes was sitting inside with Kid Curry and Lom’s shy, younger sister, Holly Trevors, who had come to visit for a couple of weeks and knew who Lom’s friends really were. At the sound of the screaming, the dark haired ex-outlaw leader looked up, smiled, and ran out the back door into the woods behind the house, snickering the whole time.
Kid watched his cousin flee out the door as he started laughing. “Well, he actually did it.”
Holly looked at the blond, confused and timidly asked, “Wh…Where’s he going? What's so funny, Kid? What’d he do?”
Another yell cut through the air, closer to the house this time. “HEYES! GET OUT HERE NOW!”
The expert schemer was long gone into the forest however.
Curry was still laughing as he finished a piece of pie. “If you want to know, Holly, go look at Lom’s horses. If you don't care, I'm going to have another piece of pie while you do.” He reached over to pull the pie pan over.
Holly smiled at Kid’s laughing and headed outside. She met her brother on the porch. “Lom, what’s wrong?”
The sheriff was too irritated to answer. “HEYES! WHERE IS HE?! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW YOU DANG OUTLAW!”
Holly, who had always laughed at her brother when he was annoyed, pressed her lips together to keep from laughing. “Was it really that bad?”
Lom glared, knowing she was inwardly chuckling at him. “Get him out here right now, Holly! I know he’s hiding in there somewhere!”
Holly gave her own amused glare right back. “Don’t you yell at me you heathen. He’s long gone.”
“He’s WHAT! Where’d he go?! He is going to clean up what he did and then he’s spending the night in jail!” His eyes searched the vicinity for any sign of the mischievous Hannibal Heyes.
Curry heard the jail comment in the kitchen. ‘No he ain’t goin’ to spend the night in jail neither.’
“Oh, Lom. Be reasonable. It can’t be that horrible. Go sit down and have a piece of pie. I attempted to make your favorite.”
““I am being reasonable! He went too far this time! I knows it’s Halloween but dang it! He can spend it locked up!” Then to address the pie comment, “And you didn’t burn the house down?”
“Shut up you idiot!” At that, she left to go see what was in the barn that had instigated such rage in her stupid brother.
Lom pounded into the house. “WHERE IS HE, KID?! YOU ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!”
Curry sat calmly still eating pie, only half now left in the pan. “He ain't in the kitchen.”
“WHERE. IS. HE. KID?!”
“I said he ain’t here in the kitchen. Now calm yourself down. I'm tryin’ to eat. This pie is excellent!”
Lom frowned. “He ran out back didn’t he?!” He quickly ran out the back door to search the woods. Even though it had gotten a bit darker, he could still see enough to not need a light.
Kid watched Lom sprint out the door, shrugged, and kept eating.
The sheriff never stopped yelling. “I KNOW YOU’RE OUT HERE, HEYES! MIGHT AS WELL COME OUT!”
Heyes, hidden extremely well, smiled and stifled a laugh. After Lom passed by him, he silently sneaked up behind him. “BOO!”
If the lawman had ever been honest about that, he’d have to admit he almost peed his pants. He screamed loud enough that it was heard inside the house.
“What’s wrong, Lom? There’s nothing to be afraid of.”
Holly had returned from the barn with a smile and made herself give the other ex-outlaw leader some reassurance. “Um…don’t worry, Kid. I won’t let Lom take him to jail. I …I think those horses look cute painted as skeletons.”
That’s when they both heard an unmistakable scream from a familiar voice. “You say that now...,” Kid said dryly.*
Lom could STILL be heard yelling as he reached the back door. “.....going to scrub every one of those horses clean you miscreant then I’m throwing you in jail for tonight!”
The door was slung open and the sheriff led Heyes in clutching the chain of the handcuffs he had slapped on him. Ignoring the other two, he led the laughing outlaw through the house, headed for the front door to take him to the barn. “And scaring me like that...I coulda shot you!”
Heyes was still laughing. He had a roguish expression. “You couldn’t have shot me. I got your gun!”
Lom stopped a second to look down at his holster then in Heyes’ belt. More than aggravated now, he snatched his gun from the reprobate’s gun belt. “DANG THIEVING OUTLAW!” He started pulling Heyes toward the door again.
“Calm down, Lom! It’ll wash off!”
“I DON’T CARE!”
After a nervous minute, Holly decided to chime in. “Lom, please don’t make him spend the night in jail. I..I wanted to spend some time with them. They seem fun. We…we were supposed to tell spooky stories and have cider before bed. Don't you remember Heyes planning it? Please just let him go after he cleans them off? They look awful cute and you have to admit, it's a good prank. And I really had my heart set on having a good time for Halloween this year and maybe playing some games and telling some scary stories tonight.”
Kid gave Lom a look. “You don't want to disappoint your little sister, do you?
Heyes was still laughing at everything, including his partner’s attempt to use his guilt trip skills on someone else for a change.
Lom stopped at the front door and looked back. “That is DIRTY. And you both know it! And Heyes, shut up!”
Of course, the older of the outlaw duo refused to do so.
“P…please, Lom?” His sister was giving him a pleading look which he almost always gave in to.
The sheriff sighed, let go of the handcuffs on Heyes’ wrists, turned around, and walked forward to her. “Fine. But he wears those cuffs all night long!” A thumb pointed behind him.
Right after that sentence was finished, Heyes walked by Trevors and laid the cuffs across his shoulder. “There you go, Lom. You could use some new ones.” He then headed into the kitchen to get some pie, if there were any left. His cousin ‘had’ been alone with it for most of the evening.
Sheriff Trevors just hung his head and gave a defeated sigh as he pulled the cuffs from his shoulder.
Curry looked up as his partner sat down at the table. “Maybe you oughta tell Lom sorry for stealin’ his gun and scarin’ the crap out of him so he don’t change his mind and lock you up tomorrow.”
“But it’s Halloween, Kid. He just got tricked. And now I’m having a treat. If there’s any left.”
Kid smirked but pushed the pie pan over.
“There’s just one piece left!”
“Well, then I didn’t eat it all did I?”
Lom and Holly joined them in the kitchen. Heyes looked at Curry as he sarcastically spoke.
“Sorry, Lom for showing you your gun can be stolen right under your nose.”
“Thanks so much, Heyes.” Trevors was just as sarcastic. “I bet you’re REAL sorry…”
Holly looked at the now empty pie pan. She spoke quietly to herself as she pulled another pie from the oven that she’d been keeping warm. ‘Good that I made more that one. Kid can really put the food away.’
As if reading her thoughts, Curry commented, “They were arguing. I was being good so I rewarded myself.”
Heyes looked astonished. “What’re you talking about?! You helped me!”
Curry looked up with a bit of betrayal and a lot of annoyance in his blue eyes. “No I didn’t!” He wasn’t about to admit that he did.
“What?! You helped me find the Indian type paint they put on their war horses! You even helped me paint them!”
“Shut up, Heyes! I did not!”
“Oh yeah?! Look at your hands! Guess you didn’t wash them real good!”
At that, everyone looked down at Curry’s hands, the back of one having evidence of white paint on it.
“Thanks for rattin’ me out! Some partner you are!”
A self satisfied grin appeared on Heyes’ face. “I’m not going down alone.”
“You jerk! Just like when we were little!”
All Kid got in reply was a bigger grin. Then said jerk reached into his pocket. “Here. I got some candy sticks for everybody.” They were laid on the table beside the fresh pie.
Kid’s eyebrows went up. “You did? Thanks.” He grinned himself. “I got us some chocolate and bought you a book by that weird guy Edgar Allen Poe. Thought you could read us some of his stories tonight.”
The sheriff and his sister smiled at the two thoughtful ex-outlaws. “Sometimes, they act civilized,” Lom whispered to Holly who quietly giggled.
Heyes took a piece of chocolate and a piece of pie. “Thanks, Kid! Sounds like a plan.”